Daddy’s Spoiled Little Bride

She’s an INEXPERIENCED LITTLE BRAT who misses the MAN OF THE HOUSE! But, when THE OLDER ALPHA MALE returns, he wants more from his YOUNGER WOMAN than she bargained for—and he has the 8-carat engagement ring to prove it!

Mommy, rather predictably, is busy fuming over the fact that they’re already down to their last bottle of champagne, providing me the perfect opportunity to talk to Daddy—just as soon as I’m able to spot him in the crowd of well-dressed middle-aged suburbanites with too much free time on their hands. I find a spot to wait for Daddy by the layered lemon cake—one layer cream cheese and one layer lemon buttercream—because well, I have a serious sweet tooth that’s actually pretty concerning. And, while I’m leaning my head back so drop whole chunks of moist, creamy cake bits into my mouth, I notice, out of the corner of my eye, Daddy sneak into the backyard, trying to keep a low profile, but failing because he stands out in any room he’s in…